1. ‘Hi, I’m thinking about what you’ve just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response’.
2. ‘All e-mails will be deleted in the order in which they are received’.
3. ‘Thank you for your message. Just to make you aware, I am currently ignoring your email as I do not get paid enough to respond to your cr.p’.
4. ‘I am currently out at a job interview, but will get back to you in the event that I fail to get the position’.
5. ‘I am way on vacation so I’m going to suggest a radical alternative to you pestering me on my break – make the f…..g decision yourself!’.
Trader Georgi Bozhidarov