Truly valuable things for а trader

A successful trader parked his brand-new Porsche in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and tore off the door on the drivers side. The trader immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and within minutes a policeman pulled up. Before […]

That’s what it called “to pay off right on time”

Two stock traders are in a bank, when, suddenly, armed robbers burst in, waving guns and yelling for everyone to freeze. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the two stock brokers, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, and other valuables. […]

Graet offer

INVESTOR: – The market is down. Is not this a good time to buy? BROKER: – Absolutely! Right now is the time! INVESTOR: – What share would you recommend? BROKER: – Will sell you mine!

Just professional courtesy

A stockbroker and his two friends took a month off to sail across the Atlantic. Midway across they hit a hurricane and the yacht sank, leaving barely enough time for all three to radio for help and scramble into a rubber life raft. The raft was riding very low in the water and being circled […]